Life and (Fan)Fiction

Micronations in a fight

• Ladonia: In terms of physical strength he's the weakest Micro-nation, if only because just turning off his laptop will disconnect him. He's an ace in a verbal battle, but Sealand usually tricks him into trying to take him in a real fight.
• Kudgelmudgel: Would rather run away than fight, but he has Austria's temperament so almost never gets put in that position anyways. He'll usually retreat to his friends or Austria's presence if he feels threatened. Tends to give up when cornered.
• Wy: She's a scrapper who's just fine with biting or scratching in a fight, but it's hard to rile her up to that point. She prefers to trick Australia or England into dealing with Sealand when he annoys her.
• Hutt River: This gentleman does not squabble, but when he does he tends to fight dirty like his "sister" Wy and go for the eyes or groin. He'd prefers to end a fight as quickly as possible and uses the strength of his adult body to accomplish this.
• Molossia: Talks big, but he's a sloppy fighter and he knows it. Better on a team where someone can back him up, but America's taught him how to hit hard and fast. He prefers to use his fists because he knows exactly how much power he can put behind them, unlike a weapon that can do a lot more damage than intended.
• Sealand: He's a steel platform in the North Sea: he has incredible pain tolerance (although he acts like a baby) and punches harder than Mollossia. As a former military post he actually likes wrestling, which is why he picks on Ladonia and Wy so much. Gets practice with Sweden, America, and occasionally England.
• Seborga: Knows so much more than he ever lets on thanks to living for so long, but most of it's drastically out-dated (we're talking pre-Napoleon). Would rather take a nap. Would rather flirt with a pretty girl. Would rather run away. A beast with most European weaponry from the Dark Ages through the Early Modern Period, but pound-for-pound only as strong as Molossia and Hutt.